Anyone else despise shaving?

I do, with every fiber in my being. The grotesque, sharp edged razor makes its' way down my skin, creating gashes for all sorts of diseases to make their nest in, & even occasionally, actually more than frequently, I cut open 1 of my oh so delicious zits. Stained dirt, Vaseline, and air molecules make their way in.. An end result is a sink filled to the top with murky white water, short hair follicles & bloody remains..